JOKR "TOLD MYSELF TO STOP DRINKING BUT..."
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A Statement in Comfort.
Understated on the front. Unfiltered on the back.
This embroidered crewneck combines premium everyday comfort with dry, self-aware humor. Featuring the statement, “I told myself to stop drinking—but I’m not gonna listen to an alcoholic,” it delivers a bold message with a subtle, minimalist aesthetic.
Crafted from a premium medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend, this sweatshirt offers a substantial feel without compromising comfort. Its classic fit, ribbed neckline, cuffs, and waistband create a timeless silhouette, while durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting quality.
Designed for those who appreciate unconventional humor, meaningful statements, and effortless streetwear, this crewneck is made for relaxed evenings, everyday wear, and layering throughout the seasons.
Product Details
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Premium 8.0 oz./yd² medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend
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Classic fit with a timeless crewneck design
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High-quality embroidery for a clean, refined finish
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Reinforced double-needle stitching for enhanced durability
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Tubular knit construction without side seams
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Available embroidery placements: left chest, center chest, large center chest, or both wrists
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Tear-away label for added comfort
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Made in Nicaragua using ethically grown US cotton
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Dyed with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold at 30°C (90°F) maximum
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Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Do not dry clean
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Do not iron
Minimal design. Unfiltered humor. Everyday comfort.
Made with care
Great value
Elegant design
Quality materials
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.